April 2011
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Fing Awful.
On Gchat…
me: Tonic tonight?
B: hmmm i really need to do laundry.
B: i’m wearing a regular shirt inside out as an undershirt. it has a big plastic logo on the back, which is now on my skin, which is Fing awful.
me: so special.
Love Slob.
B: Will you get me a beer?
Me: Sure.
B: Love you, darlin!
(He goes in for a cheek kiss)
B: Ohhh. Um, sorry I slobbered on you. … Can I still have a beer?
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Potty Mouth
B refuses to get me a glass of wine, citing that I’m closer to the kitchen. (ERRONEOUS!!!)
Me: You’re a meanie head.
B: Whoa there, don’t say things you can’t take back! There’s small cats in this house, you want them to hear you talking that way?!?
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Moving Caves
While watching SyFy’s “Merlin”… (yes, we’re nerds, don’t act like this is news.)
In the show, Merlin discovers that only a sword bathed in dragon fire will defeat their enemies. Conveniently, Merlin is besties with a dragon, but somehow fails to mention this to his comrades as they struggle in battle.
B: Why doesn’t he just tell them, “Hey buddy,...
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Um.
Me: I love my new iPhone case. Look, it’s white!
B: Racist!!!!
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Soup Money
B: What are we doing for dinner?
Me: I dunno, I’m not starving. Maybe just some soup?
B: I‘m not made of money! I can’t just go around buying soup left and right!!!
